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Each Image has a different punchline. 

Just select the code and paste it in a comment to nudge them with a yo momma's so ugly insult.

Your momma is so ugly...
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Your momma is so ugly...
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Your momma is so ugly...
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Your momma is so ugly...
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Your momma is so ugly...
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Your momma is so ugly...
they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Your momma is so ugly...
she made an onion cry.
Your momma is so ugly...
when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
Your momma is so ugly...
even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Your momma is so ugly...
people go as her to Halloween parties.
Your momma is so ugly...
that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Your momma is so ugly...
The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo fat ugly Mama
Your momma is so ugly...
look like she was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!
Your momma is so ugly...
she uses a line of makeup called Why Bother
Your momma is so ugly...
when she emerged from the chrysalis, the butterfly said put that back in, and turn the cocoon off NASTY SKANK mode!