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Each Image has a different punchline. 

Just select the code and paste it in a comment to nudge them with a yo momma's so fat insult.

Your momma is so fat...
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Your momma is so fat...
when she step on the scale it say one at a time please
Your momma is so fat...
when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Your momma is so fat...
when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
Your momma is so fat...
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Your momma is so fat...
Doc Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Your momma is so fat...
she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
Your momma is so fat...
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Your momma is so fat...
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Your momma is so fat...
when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Your momma is so fat...
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Your momma is so fat...
when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Your momma is so fat...
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Your momma is so fat...
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Your momma is so fat...
when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Your momma is so fat...
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Your momma is so fat...
instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Your momma is so fat...
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your momma is so fat...
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
Your momma is so fat...
when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials